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Jesus is the number one priority in my life, and without Him I wouldn't be where I am, doing what I'm doing, and I try very hard to give Him the Glory in everything I do. It's hard sometimes, though, to be thankful for everything He's blessed me with. Life is too short to sit around and whine and complain about how hard things are. When it comes right down to it...EVERYONE has a hard life. You're not alone in your pain so don't act like it. It comes down to three "L's": Live for Jesus, Love everyone, Let it all out. Don't take the little things in life for granted.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Don't Drink and Drive......Really!

John Smith was pulled over for driving erratically, but just as of­ficers began administering a breath test, there was an accident on the other side of the freeway.
The policeman ordered John to wait and ran across the street, but John immediately drove home.

A few hours later, Mrs. Smith found two officers at her door.
John came out of the bedroom faking a cough.
When asked if he’d been pulled over for a highway citation, he replied, “Oh, no I’ve been home sick all day.”

When they asked to see his car, John confidently walked out to the garage thinking, “It’s been hours, the engine is cool, and I’m totally going to get away with this!”

He threw open the garage door, and there in the garage was the patrol car with the lights still flashing!

"The ways of the Lord are right; the righteous walk in them, but the rebellious stumble in them." - Hosea 14:9