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Jesus is the number one priority in my life, and without Him I wouldn't be where I am, doing what I'm doing, and I try very hard to give Him the Glory in everything I do. It's hard sometimes, though, to be thankful for everything He's blessed me with. Life is too short to sit around and whine and complain about how hard things are. When it comes right down to it...EVERYONE has a hard life. You're not alone in your pain so don't act like it. It comes down to three "L's": Live for Jesus, Love everyone, Let it all out. Don't take the little things in life for granted.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Twins…??

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean 'more'?'

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said...

(You're going to love this!)




”That was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

4 Comments:

Blogger Stitch said...

Ok, this blonde joke I liked. Thanks for posting.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

That is too funny. I love blonde jokes. :-)

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Marti said...

Om my gosh, that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

4:44 PM  
Blogger mistihollrah said...

Oh my! What a great one, I will have to share that with my husband!

5:20 PM  

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